Title: How to Follow Orders
Author: airspaniel
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Nakamura/Claude
Word Count: 1336
Spoilers: None, really. It's way pre-series.
Notes: Some of you may remember my Primatech training fics:
Practical Japanese for the Businessman (Nakamura/Bennet)
Lesson Two: Vocabulary & Review (Nakamura/Bennet/Claude, sort of)
and The Fine Art of Negotiation (Nakamura/Bennet/Thompson, most definitely)
Two years later, this is another one of those. 0_o Technically it happens before any of the others, so you don't have to read them to read this, but y'know, if you want more context. ^_^ Comments/crit always appreciated!

Summary: "Perhaps it would be more useful," Nakamura mused. "To first focus on your obedience, and let the spoken language... come later."

( The memo had instructed him to arrive in conference room B, remove his jacket, tie and shirt, place his hands against the wall, and wait for further instruction. )

Title: Maybe It's...
Author: airspaniel
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Tosh
Word Count: 1798
Spoilers: 02x01 "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
Notes: It took me a year and a half to get this done the way I wanted it. *facepalm* But done it is! Comments/crit always welcome!

Summary: John drinks and dares, and Tosh plays it safe.

( How many times had she faced death in increasingly bizarre guises and lived to tell about it? )

Title: Bare Necessity
Author: airspaniel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Scotty/Kirk
Word Count: 275
Spoilers: for ST:XI, sort of.
Notes: Written for paynesgrey for a comment meme I posted. More than a little silly, and this isn't at all what happened in the film. And no, I don't know where Spock is.

Summary: You take what you can get.

( 'All right then,' Mr. Scott said, clapping his hands together briskly. 'Take your clothes off.' )

Title: House Rules
Author: airspaniel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sandra/Meredith
Word Count: 851
Spoilers: oblique for volume three: Villains.
Notes: Written for yetanothermask for a drabble meme I posted. I think this is a little more than a drabble, but I'm pretty sure that's okay. ^_^ Comments/crit welcome as always!

Summary: Sandra protects her turf, and Meredith learns an important lesson.

( How long are you gonna keep this up, Sandra? )

Title: Secret (Santa) Identity
Rating: G
Characters: The Bennet Family
Word Count: 1162
Spoilers: none!
Notes: Written for undermistletoe 2008. And it would have been posted nearly THIRTEEN HOURS AGO if I hadn't been stuck in airports all day and then had to go straight to work. Oof... Comments/crit always welcome. :) Happy holidays!!

Summary: Claire Bennet, age six, has a startling revelation.

( It was Christmas Eve in Odessa, Texas, and Claire Bennet was having a wonderful night. Except for one thing... )

Title: Parable
Rating: G
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica, Tin Man
Pairing: Leoben/Zero
Word Count: 526
Spoilers: concept spoilers for BSG, series finale spoilers for Tin Man
Notes: Originally posted here for the Sekrit Cabal Ficlet Battle at cerebel_fics.

Summary: "Are you listening, Zero?" the man says, tightening his arm around Zero's waist and laughing as if his name was some kind of cute joke. "This is important."

( 'There once was a shepherd,' the man with his face begins. )

Title: What I Want to Hear
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Emil Blonsky/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 666
Spoilers: none, really
Notes: Originally posted here for the Sekrit Cabal Ficlet Battle at cerebel_fics.

Summary: Normally, Emil would get rough, his dominance being tested twice, but this time he has an idea.

( Bruce arches up, tries to wrestle his wrists free of Blonsky's grip, writhing as if he really wanted to escape. )

Title: R & R
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Heroes, The Incredible Hulk (2008 movie)
Pairing: Noah Bennet, Bruce Banner
Word Count: 697
Spoilers: vague for Heroes season 3, oblique for Hulk
Notes: Originally posted here for the Sekrit Cabal Ficlet Battle at cerebel_fics.

Summary: "I have a few questions about your ability."

"My 'ability?'" Banner chuckled, a mirthless sound. "That's cute."


( The man sat crosslegged on the dingy grey floor, eyes closed and apparently oblivious to his surroundings. He looked peaceful. Happy, even. )

Title: Someone There To Hear It
Rating: NC-17
Fandoms: Heroes, Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Mohinder Suresh
Word Count: 641
Spoilers: Heroes - beginning of season two, SG-1 - nothing past the pilot
Notes: Originally posted here for the Sekrit Cabal Porn Battle at cerebel_fics.

Summary: Kindred spirits and shared frustrations, and maybe a little too much gin.

( I know this is a lot to take in... )

Title: In the Service of the Queen
Rating: R
Pairing: Zero/Azkadellia
Word Count: 436
Spoilers: through part three
Notes: Originally posted here for the Sekrit Cabal Porn Battle at cerebel_fics.

Summary: "Yes, my queen," he says, and obliges.

( He's always preferred dark skin, chocolate and honey and caramel; wild golden eyes and lithe, almost boyish builds on his women. )

Title: How (Not) to be Cool
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: completely one-sided West/Bennet
Word Count: 433
Spoilers: Season Two
Notes: for paynesgrey, because she didn't ask. ^_^

Summary: West has a personal problem, and takes matters into his own hands.

( West knows that it is powerfully uncool to develop a crush on your girlfriend’s dad. )

Title: The Owl was the Baker's Daughter
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tory/Caprica
Word Count: 1363
Spoilers: early season four. I definitely wrote this before the midseason finale, and it occurs well before that
Notes: For _usakeh_, for the hot_toaster International Day of Femslash ficathon. And of course, since I had it done early, I forgot to post it on time. 0_o Comments/crit always appreciated!

Summary: “The question is,” the six begins, standing to regard Tory face-to-face. “Why are you here? And why are you hiding?”

( She knows the guards are going to try and stop her. )

Title: World Enough and Time
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Peter/Caspian
Word Count: 2190
Spoilers: For the movie The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Notes: This story only wanted to be written on trains, apparently. Otherwise it would have been done a while ago. Comments/crit always adored!

Summary: All time and no time, and things we have to get used to.

( He will have to reacquaint himself with the quiet, learn again how to be at peace, how to be still. )

Title: The Myth of Greatness
Authors: airspaniel and cerebel
Pairing: Emil Blonsky/Bruce Banner
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,161
Warnings: dub-con
Spoilers: Movieverse, spoilers for The Incredible Hulk, directed by Louis Leterrier. This fic is an AU ending for the campus battle sequence.
Notes: Yeah, we totally went there. ^_^ The fake cut below links to the story at teampornbomb, the brand-new comm for all fics co-written by cerebel and myself. Go! Join! You know you want to.

Summary: "Banner isn’t going to fight him, not yet, and that’s terribly disappointing. But there are other ways to provoke a reaction."

( The Myth of Greatness )

Title: Nothing In the World So Well As You
Rating: NC-17 ish
Pairing: Kara/Leoben
Word Count: 1376
Spoilers: Early season three. Nothing you don't know if you know who these two are, probably.
Notes: This fic, or something like it, has been in my head for two years now. I don't know why it picked today to let me finally write it, but I am quite pleased with the way it turned out.

Summary: "Those nights, when the only weapons she has are her words and her mind and her hands, and none of them are strong enough to resist him."

( She doesn’t know where the bodies go; who takes them away in the dark of night, dragging the bloodied corpses across her carpet and out her door. )

Title: My Mirror, My Sword and Shield
Authors: cerebel and airspaniel
Pairing: Peter/Caspian/Edmund
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,300
Spoilers: Movieverse, through the end of Prince Caspian
Notes: Go, Team Pornbomb! The cut down below is fake, and will take you to the story at cerebel_fics, where you can leave feedback for both of us awesome and twisted individuals.

Summary: “Peter,” says Edmund, soft and low. “He wants to thank us.”


( My Mirror, My Sword and Shield )

Title: For a Reason
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/Caspian
Word Count: 1049
Spoilers: For the movie The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Notes: I should probably feel guilty about this, but I don't. For cerebel, who enables me without even knowing that she's doing it, visiblemarket, who merrily joined the crew of my boat of wrong, and sparkism, because she asked.

Summary: Fighting, and something to fight for.

( Peter was huddled against the stone wall, head down and back bent as if he carried the entire weight of Narnia on his shoulders. )

Title: Business As Usual
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones
Word Count: 1840
Spoilers: None!
Notes: Written for the fourth annual Kink/Cliche Multi-Fandom challenge" hosted by svmadelyn. My prompt was "sudden mutual telepathy or soulbonding, and the hijinks that ensue," and I threw in a side of vague "aliens made them do it," just for kicks. Attentively beta read and Brit-picked by the always outstanding drunken_hedghog, and lovingly dedicated to her as well. Comments/crit always fawned over and adored!

Summary: Unidentified alien artifacts, playing with them, and why you probably shouldn't.

( The stones were sort of an iridescent green, emerald-cut and sparkling, set in matching thick leather bands. )

Title: The Carbonite Maneuver
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack Harkness/John Hart
Word Count: 1988
Spoilers: For 2x01 "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" certainly, maybe some minor not plot-centric spoilers for the end of season two.
Notes: Well, I never planned for my first foray into this fandom to be a complete and utter porn-bomb, but I can't honestly say that I'm surprised. Endless thanks to drunken_hedghog for a crackerjack beta job and a much needed shot of optimism. It's my first time, so be gentle do me hard and rough, and don't pull any punches. Comments/crit always loved desperately!

Summary: “Oh, think about them all you want, if you can,” John leaned down, pressing a kiss just below Jack’s navel and moving lower. “But I’m the one who’s here. I’m the one who’s going to take you apart.”

( Oh, no you don't. )

Title: Putting It Together
Rating: PG
Pairing: Cain/Glitch, Cain/Adora
Word Count: 1305
Spoilers: Through part three
Notes: I've been working on this story off and on since January, and it was time to finally put this puppy to bed. Dedicated to cerebel, since I started it for her lo these many months ago, and even though it never quite made it to the smut she asked for, well... I'm happy with it. ^_^

Summary: "And when he was awake, there was Glitch."

( In his dreams, it was always Adora. )